2021 Advent Candle Calendar with Funny Swear Word Holiday-ish Labels
Each advent calendar contains our 25 mini candles in adorable brushed metal tins that are filled with 100% soy wax and a crackling wood wick. Our candle advent calendar sets are available in unscented OR very lightly scented.
The very lightly scented set will have 25 unique holiday themed scents. Our candles are designed specifically for people who love candles but may be sensitive to strong smells.
OUR CANDLES ARE MADE FOR ADULTS and have SWEAR WORDS including the King bad word - fuck. Your Advent Candle Calendar is packaged in a white flip top box with shredded kraft paper to keep the tins snug! It's super cute & Easily Gift-able!! See photo in listing.
Every day starting on December 1, you open a candle and light it on the countdown to Christmas. We include a Christmas Day candle because 2021 has been a dumpster fire and we all need every little bit of humor we can get.
And speaking of 2021, swearing has become our new, best loved hobby. Okay it's not a new hobby, but we are getting really really good at it with all this practice! :)
Anyhoo, we decided to put some of our favorite funny and definitely ADULT sayings from this year on our advent candles in the hopes that at least once a day, you laugh.
We use wood wicks in our soy candles. They are super easy to deal with as we have pre-trimmed the wick for you.
The first time you burn a mini candle, make sure you let it burn for at least 60 mins so there is a full melt pool. That means, the wax is melted all the way around the sides of the candle. Each candle will burn about 12 hours.
• BRUSHED GOLD • BRUSHED SILVER
--------- DETAILS ABOUT THE ADVENT CANDLES ---------
LABEL BY DATE:
01 YOU'RE A HO HO HO 02 ALL READY OUT OF FUCKS 03 SON OF A NUTCRACKER 04 I'M DRUNK, LET'S SHOP 05 SILENT NIGHT, JUST ONE FFS 06 HOLIDAYS 2020 #SENDWEED 07 DISHONOR ON YOU DISHONOR ON YOUR COW 08 WHERE'S MY RIVER TO SKATE AWAY ON? 09 FRUIT CAKE: USELESS & INCONVENIENT 10 ICE HOLE 11 IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE BULLSHIT 12 DEFINITELY HAVE SCURVEY 13 2020: IT'S GARBITCH 14 Y'ALL GETTING COAL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID 15 GONNA NEED A LOT MORE FUCKING COFFEE 16 BANTY CUSTARD* 17 FANCY AS ALL FUCK 18 TINSEL TITS 19 TO: THIS BITCH FROM: THAT BITCH 20 BITCH, PASS THE PIE 21 MAYBE RUDOLPH WAS A DICK 22 LET'S GET DAY DRUNK 23 GLITTERY BALLS 24 STRESS LEVEL = NOT FUCKING GOOD 25 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
* swap 1st 2 letters of each word _______________________________________
If you choose very lightly scented, the top label will indicate the scent. Each day has a unique holiday themed scent. We have a photo that visually describes what we mean by very lightly scented candles. It means that even in a small room like a bathroom the scent of the candle will be very slightly noticeable.
SCENTS by DATE:
01 CANDY CANE 02 HOT COCOA 03 CHESTNUTS + RUM 04 LEMON DROP 05 PINEAPPLE CAKE 06 SUGAR COOKIE 07 SUMATRA ORANGES 08 VANILLA CASHMERE 09 BANANA NUT BREAD 10 BLUEBERRY PANCAKES 11 GOOEY BROWNIES 12 KEY LIME PIE 13 GINGERSNAP 14 PUMPKIN PIE 15 WARM ESPRESSO 16 CREME BRULE' 17 CARMEL APPLE 18 CHRISTMAS WREATH 19 PLUM PUDDING 20 PECAN PIE 21 EGG NOG 22 ROSE' ALL DAY 23 APPLE PIE 24 CHRISTMAS COOKIES 25 SWEET SWEET RELIEF
----------------- INFORMATION ABOUT OUR CANDLES -----------------
Candles are in 2 oz. metal tins with approximately 1.5oz (43g) of wax.
We use wooden wicks because we like the crackly sound they make and they burn a little more slowly than traditional wicks, meaning your candle will last a little bit longer.
100% Soy Wax - no fillers or additives or stabilizers.
We only use fragrance oils that do not contain: Phthalates, Carcinogens, Mutagens Reproductive Toxins, Organ Toxins or Acute Toxins.
We hand pour our candles in our studio located in Bellevue, WA.