2022 Advent Candle Calendar with Funny Swear Word Holiday-ish Labels

UPDATED FOR 2022!!

Each advent calendar contains our 25 mini candles in adorable brushed metal tins that are filled with 100% soy wax and a crackling wood wick. Our candle advent calendar sets are available in unscented OR very lightly scented.

The very lightly scented set will have 25 unique holiday themed scents. Our candles are designed specifically for people who love candles but may be sensitive to strong smells.

OUR CANDLES ARE MADE FOR ADULTS and have SWEAR WORDS including the King bad word - fuck. Your Advent Candle Calendar is packaged in a white flip top box with shredded kraft paper to keep the tins snug! It's super cute & Easily Gift-able!! See photo in listing.

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Every day starting on December 1, you open a candle and light it on the countdown to Christmas. We include a Christmas Day candle because 2021 has been a dumpster fire and we all need every little bit of humor we can get.

And speaking of 2022, swearing has become our new, best loved hobby. Okay it's not a new hobby, but we are getting really really good at it with all this practice! :)

Anyhoo, we decided to put some of our favorite funny and definitely ADULT sayings from this year on our advent candles in the hopes that at least once a day, you laugh.

We use wood wicks in our soy candles. They are super easy to deal with as we have pre-trimmed the wick for you.

The first time you burn a mini candle, make sure you let it burn for at least 60 mins so there is a full melt pool. That means, the wax is melted all the way around the sides of the candle. Each candle will burn about 12 hours.

• BRUSHED GOLD
• BRUSHED SILVER


--------- DETAILS ABOUT THE ADVENT CANDLES ---------

LABEL BY DATE:

01 YOU'RE A HO HO HO
02 ALL READY OUT OF FUCKS
03 SON OF A NUTCRACKER
04 I'M DRUNK, LET'S SHOP
05 SILENT NIGHT, JUST ONE FFS
06 HOLIDAYS 2022 #SENDWEED
07 DISHONOR ON YOU DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
08 WHERE'S MY RIVER TO SKATE AWAY ON?
09 FRUIT CAKE: USELESS & INCONVENIENT
10 ICE HOLE
11 IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE BULLSHIT
12 DEFINITELY HAVE SCURVEY
13 2022: IT'S GARBITCH
14 Y'ALL GETTING COAL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
15 GONNA NEED A LOT MORE FUCKING COFFEE
16 FINE...I'LL BE NICE-ISH
17 FANCY AS ALL FUCK
18 TINSEL TITS
19 TO: THIS BITCH FROM: THAT BITCH
20 GLITTERY BALLS
21 MAYBE RUDOLPH WAS A DICK
22 LET'S GET DAY DRUNK
23 BITCH, PASS THE PIE
24 STRESS LEVEL = NOT FUCKING GOOD
25 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
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If you choose very lightly scented, the top label will indicate the scent. Each day has a unique holiday themed scent. We have a photo that visually describes what we mean by very lightly scented candles. It means that even in a small room like a bathroom the scent of the candle will be very slightly noticeable.

SCENTS by DATE: SCENT NOTES ARE SHOWN IN PICS

01 CANDY CANE
02 HOT COCOA
03 CHESTNUTS + RUM
04 LEMON DROP
05 ALMOND BISCOTTI
06 SUGAR COOKIE
07 SUMATRA ORANGES
08 VANILLA CASHMERE
09 BANANA NUT BREAD
10 BLUEBERRY PANCAKES
11 GOOEY BROWNIES
12 KEY LIME PIE
13 GINGERSNAP
14 PUMPKIN PIE
15 WARM ESPRESSO
16 CREME BRULE'
17 CARMEL APPLE
18 CHRISTMAS WREATH
19 PLUM PUDDING
20 PECAN PIE
21 EGG NOG
22 ROSE' ALL DAY
23 HOT APPLE PIE
24 AMARETTI COOKIES
25 CHRISTMAS CAKE

----------------- INFORMATION ABOUT OUR CANDLES -----------------

Candles are in 2 oz. metal tins with approximately 1.5oz (43g) of wax.

We use wooden wicks because we like the crackly sound they make and they burn a little more slowly than traditional wicks, meaning your candle will last a little bit longer.

100% Soy Wax - no fillers or additives or stabilizers.

We only use fragrance oils that do not contain: Phthalates, Carcinogens, Mutagens Reproductive Toxins, Organ Toxins or Acute Toxins. 

We hand pour our candles in our studio located in Bellevue, WA.