This Is Bullshit Soy Candle with Wood Wick - 4oz

Regular price $14.00

Our most popular candle updated in our 2021 colors. 

We hand pour our candles in small batches. Each soy wax candle contains about 4oz of wax and will burn for about 30-36 hours. 

The container is 2" in height and 2.75" wide. Please see the photo that shows scale. The glass container is completely recyclable or reusable after the wax has finished burning. The lids are also reusable :)

For the month of September, 20% of our proceeds are being donated to Fund Texas Choice. You can also donate directly to them here:


We use wood wicks in our soy candles. They are super easy to deal with as we have pre-trimmed the wick for you and every candle comes with instructions and safety information. We use wooden wicks because of the cozy crackly sound they make and they burn longer than traditional wicks.


The first time you burn our candle, make sure you let it burn for at least 60-120 minutes or until there is a full melt pool. That means, the wax is melted all the way around the sides of the candle. Never burn the candle for more than 4 hours at a time.

Available in our signature glass vessel with no lid or our signature lid styles. Due to high demand we sell out of our lids fairly quickly. If you choose no lid, your candle will ship with a dust cover.

Our adorable humorous and adult themed candles (we call them Tiny Curse Candles) are perfect for best friend gifts, birthday gifts for your partner and really anyone who appreciates sarcasm and swearing. 

Available in a variety of scents - we use only clean fragrance oils which means our candles will never have:
Reproductive Toxins
Organ Toxins
Acute Toxins

While this decision means there will be scents we can't offer, we aren't willing to use products or ingredients that are known to cause cancer or other harm to people, animals and our environment. 

Carriers are occasionally experiencing delays and service impacts due to staffing issues, weather and other factors. Please allow for 2-3 additional days for order delivery as a general rule. If you need an item by a specific date, please choose expedited shipping during checkout or reach out to us to ensure we can meet your desired timeline. 

All Customers:

You will receive an email when your order ships. This email includes your tracking #, your purchase details and a link to a personalized tracking page where you can keep tabs on your package as it makes it's way to it's destination. We think it's pretty spiffy!

US Customers:

Our standard US-US shipping is USPS Ground Advantage Mail. We offer FREE shipping to all US addresses for orders $100+. Standard shipping orders typically arrive 3-5 days after they ship.

We also offer express shipping options at checkout. We ship from the west coast near Seattle, zip code 98008.

We do our very best to ensure your package gets to you in a timely manner. We don't control the shipping companies - although we'd love to muawahahahaha!!! We will do our part and ship on time. Please take advantage of our express shipping options when you have a tight timeline or reach out to us using chat or email to ensure we can meet your deadline. 

Customers Outside the US:

International Orders typically take 6-21 business days to arrive after your order ships unless you choose an expedited shipping service. In the event your order comes in after we know it can be reliably delivered by the holidays, we will reach out to you to discuss options. 

International Orders can be unexpectedly delayed by customs, holidays and weather issues.

In many countries you may be charged taxes related to imported goods, customs duties & fees and special handling fees by your postal carrier. Any fees incurred in your home country are the buyers responsibility. Marking your order as a gift does not affect customs duties, fees or taxes.

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