2023 Advent Candle Calendar with Funny Swear Word Holiday-ish LabelsRegular price $150.00
UPDATED FOR 2023 our Advent Calendar for Adults is back!! We sold out early last year so we encourage you to order while we have stock!
Each advent calendar contains our 25 mini candles in adorable brushed metal tins that are filled with 100% soy wax and a crackling wood wick. Our candle advent calendar sets are available in unscented OR very lightly scented.
The advent calendar candle set will have 25 unique holiday themed scents. Our candles are designed specifically for people who love candles but may be sensitive to overly strong smells.
OUR CANDLE LABELS ARE MADE FOR ADULTS and have SWEAR WORDS including the King bad word - fuck. Your Advent Candle Calendar is packaged in a white or kraft flip top box with shredded kraft paper to keep the tins snug! It's super cute & Easily Gift-able!! (Kraft colored box shown in listing photos)
Every day starting on December 1, you open a candle and light it on the countdown to Christmas. We include 25 candles so you have one on Christmas Day too!!!
The past few years have been "something" and swearing has become our new, best loved hobby. Okay it's not a new hobby, but we are getting really really good at it with all this practice! :)
Anyhoo, we decided to put some of our favorite funny and definitely ADULT sayings from this year on our advent candles in the hopes that at least once a day, you laugh.
We use wood wicks in our soy candles. Our wood wicks have a booster wick that makes lighting them a breeze! They are super easy to deal with as we have pre-trimmed the wick for you so they are ready to light.
The first time you burn a mini candle, make sure you let it burn for at least 60 mins so there is a full melt pool. That means, the wax is melted all the way around the sides of the candle. Each candle will burn about 10 hours in total.
We offer our advent calendar candle set in two vessel finishes
• BRUSHED GOLD
• BRUSHED SILVER
--------- DETAILS ABOUT THE ADVENT CANDLES ---------
LABEL BY DATE:
01 YOU'RE A HO HO HO
02 ALREADY OUT OF FUCKS
03 SON OF A NUTCRACKER
04 I'M DRUNK, LET'S SHOP
05 SILENT NIGHT, JUST ONE FFS
06 OWNER OF A LONELY TART
07 WAS I GOOD? NO. HAVE I TRIED? ALSO NO.
08 WHERE'S MY RIVER TO SKATE AWAY ON?
09 FRUIT CAKE: USELESS & INCONVENIENT
10 ICE HOLE
11 IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE BULLSHIT
12 DEFINITELY HAVE SCURVEY
13 HOLIDAYS 2023 #SENDWEED
14 Y'ALL GETTING COAL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
15 GONNA NEED A LOT MORE FUCKING COFFEE
16 FINE...I'LL BE NICE-ISH
17 FANCY AS ALL FUCK
18 TINSEL TITS
19 TO: THIS BITCH FROM: THAT BITCH
20 GLITTERY BALLS
21 MAYBE RUDOLPH WAS A DICK
22 LET'S GET DAY DRUNK
23 BITCH, PASS THE PIE
24 STRESS LEVEL = NOT FUCKING GOOD
25 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
If you choose lightly scented, the top label will indicate the scent. Each day has a unique holiday themed scent. We have a photo that visually describes what we mean by very lightly scented candles. It means that in a small room like a bathroom the scent of the candle will be noticeable but it will not fill a larger room - like a living room or large bedroom with scent.
SCENTS by DATE: SCENT NOTES ARE SHOWN IN PICS
01 CANDY CANE
02 HOT COCOA
03 CHESTNUTS + RUM
04 LEMON DROP
05 ALMOND BISCOTTI
06 SUGAR COOKIE
07 SUMATRA ORANGES
08 VANILLA CASHMERE
09 BANANA NUT BREAD
10 BLUEBERRY PANCAKES
11 GOOEY BROWNIES
12 KEY LIME PIE
14 PUMPKIN PIE
15 WARM ESPRESSO
16 CREME BRULE'
17 CARMEL APPLE
18 CHRISTMAS WREATH
19 PLUM PUDDING
20 PECAN PIE
21 EGG NOG
22 ROSE' ALL DAY
23 HOT APPLE PIE
24 AMARETTI COOKIES
25 CHRISTMAS TREE
----------------- INFORMATION ABOUT OUR CANDLES -----------------
Candles are in 2 oz. metal tins with approximately 1.5oz (43g) of wax. They will burn for about 8 hours, sometimes a little longer. Perfect for one candle a day!!
We use wooden wicks because we like the crackly sound they make and they burn a little more slowly than traditional wicks, meaning your candle will last a little bit longer. Our wooden wicks have a booster wick that make them super easy to light and stay lit.
100% Soy Wax - no fillers or additives or stabilizers.
We only use fragrance oils that do not contain: Phthalates, Carcinogens, Mutagens Reproductive Toxins, Organ Toxins or Acute Toxins.
We hand pour our candles, design and print our labels in house in our cozy Pacific Northwest studio located in Bellevue, Washington.