2023 Review Candle • Soy Wax Wood WickRegular price $18.00
Our candles are a unique combination of artisan ingredients, luxe vessels and our funny, adorable paper labels. You don't have to choose between high quality candles and a funny label. We make candles with both because that's how we roll. Our 2023 review candle is the perfect Secret Santa gift or a bestie gift, thank you for a crappy year gift, gifts for yourself or someone you don't love yet but you aren't totally ruling it out. People who appreciate sarcasm and yummy smelling, hand poured soy wax candles with cozy crackly wood wicks love our candles. #IFeelSeen
As you probably remember, our 2022 rating was 1 star and our review was TOTAL CRAP. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND. Yes, that was the same as our 2021 candle. If 2022 wanted a new label, 2022 should have not been such a crushing disappointment. #LetItGo #ImTrying
Attention must be paid* so we thought long and hard about how we were going to rate and review 2023. Alright ..not that long and hard but a few focused minutes for sure. Okay I don't know how focused we were but definitely we spent a couple minutes thinking about it. Bet you wish were we applied brevity to our product descriptions but I digress. Besides, how else are you going to procrastinate now that Twitter has turned into a trash heap? *TeamSamantha
Anyway, our expectations were low going into 2023 and for a minute it looked promising. But no... by March jackasses and rat bastards had ruined mostly everything and while 2023 hasn't necessarily been the dumpster fire of the past couple years... we aren't exactly throwing glitter around with joyful abandon. We are somewhere between dumpster fire and glitter flinging. So with all that said, we have analyzed all the data we had (none) and definitely didn't just subjectively decide on our 2023 rating...drumroll please....
2023 is rated 1 star. STILL CRAP. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.
Our candles are made in small batches in our cozy Pacific NW studio with 100% soy wax and crackling wooden wicks. We use “clean” fragrance oils that are Phthalate, Toxin and Carcinogen free because we care about you and your environment. Our vessels are re-usable and recyclable.